Is it just me or does Jack Bauer even make Chuck Norris look like a pussycat?
It's the last season of 24 and I'm starting to feel the pains of loosing this American Hero.
Jack inspired me to secretly practice my karate moves when I am alone in my garage and helped me perfect my scissor kick. With out Jack, I would have never learned my mad skillz. He has shown me how to protect myself when I am unarmed using only my surroundings. For example, If I ever got attached in my bathroom, I would simply fill a pillow case with bars of ivory soap and beat the crap out of someone. Thank you, Jack Bauer for all the insight.
Jack always spoke in a voice that was raspy and complex like Charlie Sheen yet calm and convincing like Jesus. (Well, I've never heard Jesus speak but I bet it was that good)
Although, you did not rescue President Hassan in enough time this week, I still love you Jack. Our country needs you Jack. I need you.